Why aren't there more skeptics in the world?

I am a beautiful H1

I am a fun H2

I like to party, H3

Still testing the waters - H4

Test and tunny - H5
Cute but true

Neato

I am bold

I am DANGEROUS

And I will be hearddddd

Hear me roar

I am so fancy. I am a dragon, Here be dragons hahahahaah hahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahaah

Keepin' it fancy. Ohhhh. yeahhhh